With Valentine's Day... you can feel the sexual energy in the air. Sensing the desperation for a date from the single girls and the douchy aggressiveness from the guys who are trying to shoot their arrow through Cupid's heart. Personally I think this is a BS holiday. We all feel obligated to be romantic, overspend on flowers and dress in lingerie. I bet this is the one day of the year that bikini waxers really rake in the cash! "Here's a box of chocolates...now let me get to your creamy center." Valentine's Day is inherently one of those holidays where sex is implied ... keep reading!
I am totally down for breaking rules and getting away with breaking the law but if you're jay walking...don't jaywalk like a jackass. I would think most people would agree it's super annoying when someone is walking ridiculously slow across the street when you as the driver have a green light. Sometimes I give a little honk to remind them I'm that dick behind the 5,000 pound vehicle that would win in a collision with their body. Occasionally I'll speed up just to make them pick up the pace and run that last 8 feet to the curb. These lazy walkers gotta know you mean business and the road ... keep reading!
It felt like the time had come to list a few ground rules for Phone Etiquette. Obviously I'm not the most proper person, but I get life and how people should be treated. Well...how nice people should be treated. If you're a jerk that's a whole other set of rules, starting with go f#ck yourself. -Skimming Your Twitter feed for friends you don't even know when your real friend is sitting with you at lunch is rude. -If a friend calls you and the phone cuts out, let the person who initiated the phone call, call back. So you're both not trying to call each other & cancel out the call ... keep reading!
I get a health boner learning about all things that encompass nutrition and well being. There's nothing I love more than talking about it with others...but of course, in my own "Jill Thinks Like Jack" type of way. So many people unfortunately have the wrong ideas about food because of mis-advertisement by the food industries and a lot of what is eaten is genetically engineered products. It's no wonder everyone is constipated, how do you expect to poop out fake ingredients when there's no natural fibers leading the way out?! I'm excited to announce I'm officially enrolled in The ... keep reading!